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[Work It Tribute]

Zug told me about this.

you see, this is how to do a tribute/spoof/parody: take something and make it better or beyond that the original. and Brett, I highly agree that you have done just that.

the first live action sprite movie. damn, you broke the pinata.

5, and I'm ripping you! jk

one minor detail, though. Alex high kicks with his left foot. no biggie, though.

[Tiniest Restaurant Pt. 3]

KFC = Nightmares

the interactivity gets a 10 for Colonel Sanders scaring the shit out of me. damn dude! frickin crazy opening dream sequence! 5 for an original concept and shit.

[Crono Trigger: Online]

sucks, but can be improved

improve your skills with flash and work on this a bit more, cause it's a good concept. 1, cause I'm feeling nice this time.

DarkAssailant responds:

How could they be improved? Not much help here is there...

[Crono Trigger : AW Part 1]

your help.

ok, I reviewed your other flick and it's the same story. the only feasible reason why Slash looks like either a tube of grape-flavored toothpaste or a purple jelly jar is because more than likely you saved the sprite as a JPEG instead of a PNG or GIF. PNGs works the best.

and what's with the blue shit surrounding the sprites, anyway?

DarkAssailant responds:

Yes, it was a jpeg.

[Crono Adventure 1]

what exactly is wrong with this movie?

here's what's wrong:

-opening pendulum moves incorrectly on the backswing
-sprites are too small and JPEGed, don't matchup to the background, and just look hideous
-animation of characters and frame rate too slow

conclusion: as long as you fix the sprites in size and color/quality, and up the frame rate to about 18 it'll be a decent submission. but for now, 0.

DarkAssailant responds:

Too small? Rofl you havent played crono have you. If you are giving it a 0, you need to take your finger out of your ass so you can stop squelching your eyes and can see properly.

0 = No effort

[Maniac Mansion]

a very original movie

excellent storyline and innovative way to do an original sprite movie. I could never beat Maniac Mansion without a game faq, cause it just confused the hell out of me. great job on the movie! 5.

[RCR: Late in the Evening]

excellent!

this movie is severely underrated. guess the crazy net bastards don't understand a quality sprite movie when they see one. Kev, your movies rock (ditto for the sprite sheets, I gave you credit in one of my flicks).

[NOT Another Sprite movie]

unreal.

Rigo, this movie had every sprite movie cliche possible: fight scenes (but without the "choose your own ending" selection), DBZ movies with text you can't read, and the bad voice quality. simply amazing.

I still think you could've touched on a few other cliches, such as lame dancing sprite movies or bad RPG Final Fantasy storylines. or is that coming up in part deuce?

CheveLoco responds:

i'm going to include more cliches and random stuff in the second part...what is it gonna be?...can't tell u..why?..simply cuz i dont know what i might think of along the way...:P

[The System is Down -Mario]

what more could you ask for?

yes Joey, I'm sure paying for a CD for a song to use in a movie is "stealing". NOT.

ok, this was the first time I heard the SB Techno CD song, and it was awesome. FOOTBALL! second, first time I saw Superstar Saga sprites put into a movie. and for those two firsts, you're getting a 5. merry christmas.

[Sonic VS Shadow vgs]

another sprite fight movie? jeez.

first off, don't go hyphen crazy on the text boxes.the frame rate needs to be upped a bit, like doubled almost. the faster it is, the smoother the fight animations. this movie isn't consistent, as it's more like Sonic vs. Ryu/Tomas/Mega Man/whoever instead of Shadow. work on this a bit and possibly resend it.