garvinash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GTA: River City "Credits"]

good spoofing

nice spoofing of GTA:VC, nice effect with the transparent sprites and animations underneath. very original. One complaint, though, is that some of the images were blurry with JPG artifacting. But those were still pictures, so that's understandable.

4, and I hope the RCR/GTA connection works out for you in the upcoming film.

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

write this down.

BEST. MOVIE. EVER.

This is 450 miles ahead of every Metal Gear movie on Newgrounds. was laughing the whole way through.

[Grand Theft Boner]

Grand Theft Footloose?

Holding Out For a Hero in a GTA fan flick? now I've seen and heard everything.

I'll summarize in one sentence: good on graphics, no real story, but still worthy of a 5 based on that.

[MaryKate Olsen's Anorexia]

BONES!

was pretty funny. The Ted Koppel voice was right on, but Mary Kate didn't look a whole lot like the one's in pictures. oh well, still a good shot at it.

4. cause it got a laugh from me.

by the way, did you know those two have gained 80 pounds since their first day in show business? no wonder they went skeletor.

[at the bar ep 1]

textaloud is for clocks

the selling point of your movie is the graphics, though I really think you should've done some searching for actual voices. this very well maybe blammed, but it should give lots of room to improve upon. get some actual voice work and add more length to the clip and you got a winner.

2.

[Final Fantasy Jeopardy 04]

See Row.

you get a zero for wrongly spoofing the matrix, refueling my hatred for Final Fantasy III, blantant use of basic shapes, unfunny junior high humor, and anything else that I can't think of but you probably included anyways.

[FF Mini Storys 10]

.......

azrag, seriously. I'd love to meet the army of goons you have that give you protection on your movies. all 199 of them.

azrag responds:

199and3/4 only 1/4 of you could resist the temtation.

[River City Ransom :S.W.]

good on paper

You got a nice storyline going one with this, I must admit. But there of course is some massive glaring problems. The severe amount of text in the beginning is one. Flash movies are meant to be watched, not read. second, the frame rate is WAY too slow. up it to about 18. third, try and work on the sound effects cause the "oh!" sfx comes in way too late on the guy. just fix those errors and I'll hope to see more out of you.

the-dukester responds:

Actualy I think the frame rates fine. The frame rate was 0.05. Sorry about the sound effects. But that sound effect when the Blonde guy hit that wal, was that cool, or what?

[Popeye - Votin' Woes]

what education should be

Informative AND hilarious! you did a really great job on this man. I'm sure your classmates loved the flick. it's always cool when something educational is presented in a cool way like this, and not like a pack of diverse teenagers rapping about it on those shitty early 90s educational tapes you were forced to watch. 5.

[Messiah 2]

YES! YES!

holy shit! I was just thinking about Jesus Christ Actionstar when The Passionfruit was being all mediaized. seriously, you get a 5 for demand. cause he's the host with the most.

and I think what you should've done was had a voiceover for the trailer. just my opinion, really.